Dwindling Lists

Where have all the cowboys gone? The New Yorker pops on from time to time as sweet as can be, but not exactly enough time in his crazy schedule to persue the likes of me, lol. We have good conversations actually and he's probably a really great guy, just busy working, which is good, of course. Chief is a prick (after he just stopped calling because he was seeing some other gal but wasn't respectful enough to give me the heads up), Sam is stringing me along without knowing it, Aussie is gone/MIA (probably in Yemen with Hunter), heck, even the GI from Iraq disappeared. It's a conspiracy.